Monday, July 25, 2005

IRONIC

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An old man turned 98 . He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
It's a death royal pardon .two minutes too late.
Isn't it ironic? don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice but you just didn't take.
Who would've thought... it figures ....

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye.He waited his whole damn life to take that flight ,
And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well, isn't this nice." And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

(repeat chorus) Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everthing blows up In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic... don't you think? A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
(repeat chorus) Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you And life has a funny way of helping you out Helping you out

http://mp3.cnool.net.cn/oumeigeshou/v54/0032/34.wma
Chardonnay -a type of white wine, or the type of grape from which the wine is made
royal pardon - an official order given to stop the punishment of a person accused of a crime